I seem to be reliving my childhood. Maybe it’s just the sentimentality I always feel as the school year ends. But yesterday’s post reminded me of another song.

Comet, it makes your mouth turn green
Comet, it tastes like gasoline
Comet, it makes you vomit
So get some Comet and vomit today!

This one uses the tune from Bridge on the River Kwai (Colonel Bogey March). A quick search online found variations that included Listerene and Vasoline, but those are just silly.

So far the most comments I have ever gotten had “crap” and “gopher guts” in the titles. (Even though some of the comments under gopher guts followed a tangent, I’m counting them dammit.) I think I have found my audience! And I have great hopes for “puke”.

My friends pulled me into the gutter. It was a big step up for me….