Tue 26 Jul 2005 @03:03
Every time I pass a FortuneTeller/Psychic/CardReader I think the same thing. And if you happen to be with me at the time I probably say this to you. “You know, if I ever walked into one of those places and they didn’t immediately say, ‘Hi Tim, I was expecting you.’, I would turn around and walk right out.”
And that would probably remind me of the old joke about the psychic midget that escaped from prison. The headlines read, “Small Medium at Large.” And I would probably tell you that too. Y’all should be glad you don’t really hang out with me. You’d hear crap like this all the time….
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Posted by tvansant
July 26th, 2005 at 10:04
You just retold two of my favorite jokes. I think if I hung out with you, I’d be splitting with laughter. I’d also subject you to my stinky jokes, at which case you would most likely slit your throat.
July 27th, 2005 at 15:13
Ba-da-bum-bum.
July 27th, 2005 at 18:10
I like hearing crap like that all the time…
July 29th, 2005 at 10:53
My friend and I were going to go to one of those boardwalk psychics last weekend, They used to be 5 bucks. They now upped it to 10.
At 5 it was worth a laugh, but at 10? They can keep it their “fortunes”.:(