otoh

You said I had a heart of stone, but you took me for granite.

I like my women the way I like my coffee, but I can’t afford $500-a-cup.

Q&A:

Q^*1: How does a woman get rid of cockroaches?

Q^*2: What’s the last thing a man says when he breaks up with you?

When I read the most recent Harry Potter book, one sentence stuck in my mind:

Harry was left to ponder in silence the depths to which girls would sink to get revenge. (P 314)

Just shows where my head has been… apparently up my ass. So this post is just getting some of the crap off.

A^*1: She asks them for commitment.

A^*2: I’ll call you tomorrow.

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