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So I have these quotes that are randomly displayed at the top of this page, you know. I posted some of them here, here, here, and here. So without further ado [adieu, a dew, et tu, achoo...], here are the next twenty:

When two hearts race, both win.

I don’t want to achieve immortality through my work, I want to achieve it through not dying. ~ Woody Allen

Human history becomes more and more a race between education and catastrophe. ~ H. G. Wells

I don’t aspire to be a great wit, but people tell me I’m half-way there.

Don’t attempt vast projects with half-vast plans

Cooking is a dangerous sport.

Any ship can be a minesweeper… once.

Sometimes you’re the windshield. Sometimes you’re the bug.

If the enemy is in range, so are you.

If you see a bomb technician running, follow him.

Weather forecasts are horoscopes with numbers.

You don’t have to outrun the beast. You just have to outrun the slowest of your friends.

What a long, strange trip it’s been… and I’m not even a Deadhead.

Things aren’t like they used to be. But they weren’t like that then either.

I do the work of three men: Larry, Moe, and Curly.

The wit makes fun of other persons; the satirist makes fun of the world; the humorist makes fun of himself. ~ James Thurber

To be stupid, selfish, and have good health are three requirements for happiness, though if stupidity is lacking, all is lost. ~ Flaubert

Likability and lickability are remarkably similar in both spelling and concept. ~Brandon: One Child Left Behind

Not everything that can be counted counts, and not everything that counts can be counted. ~ Einstein

Our town is so small, we have to take turns being mayor, preacher, and town drunk.

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