For more sagaciousness, look here, here, here, here, here, and here. Or just look up there, you know….

My globetrotting is over for a while. Maybe I’ll get back into more regular posting now. After all, I do have some stories I haven’t written about yet!

Your kid may be an honor student, but you’re an idiot.

My kid beat up your honor student.

I have a Zen stereo in my car — I roll down all the windows. ~ me

In some ways, you know, people that don’t exist are much nicer than people that do. ~ Lewis Carroll

Neither a lofty degree of intelligence nor imagination nor both together. Love, love, love, that is the soul of genius. ~ Mozart

Prayer. So you’re having a conversation with the creator of the universe… and you are the one doing the talking?

Eschew obfuscation!

MTV is to music as KFC is to chicken! ~ Lewis Black

Any idiot can face a crisis; it is this day-to-day living that wears you out. ~ Anton Chekhov

If in the last few years you haven’t discarded a major opinion or acquired a new one, check your pulse. You may be dead. ~ Gelett Burgess

Our lives are our minds looking through a window at the world.

I told him to turn the knob clockwise. He stood there staring at his (digital) watch. Lost. ~ me

I think worse of myself than they can possibly think of me, being better acquainted with the man. ~ Henry David Thoreau

All things are in transition. Nothing endures, and yet everything continues. ~ CIGT

Events in the physical world are reflections of ideas from the world beyond human perception. ~ Richard Wilhelm

Grass doesn’t need lectures to grow properly; rivers don’t have to be bullied into finding the sea. ~ CIGT

Knowledge is endless; life is limited. To pursue the endless with the limited is dangerous. ~ CIGT

You can’t teach an old dog new tricks, but you can beat him repeatedly with a rolled up newspaper.

Everyone is someone else’s weirdo.

Never argue with an idiot. They drag you down to their level then beat you with experience.

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