The fact that it was a Halloween party isn’t particularly relevant. We were all drinking. Most of us were under age. Which, I suppose, isn’t really relevant either except that we were young and stupid. Okay, the only relevant point so far is that I was young and stupid.

We rented a local community center. At some point in the evening a few people wended through the large main room looking like a short conga line but with a more shuffling gait. “Choo choo choo,” and then they were gone. A few minutes later they came through again. “Choo choo choo.” Like a train. And out they went again.

The next time they came through I noticed that Lu was leading the train. She and I had dated a little. Did she purposely lead the train to me? [Hmmm...?] Following her were a guy and another girl that I didn’t know. But the girl grabbed my arm and she was cute so with my hands on her hips I joined the train.

We shuffled into a small room down the hall where the only light spilled in through the open door and the train stopped. Lu turned around to face the guy behind her. “Choo choo choo.” and they kissed — a big, sloppy, tongues-down-the-throat kiss. Ah, it was “Chew chew chew”! And then the guy turned to the girl behind him (the cute one in front of me!). “Chew chew chew,” and they kissed. And she turned to me. “Chew chew chew,” and I leaned in and she slapped me.

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha…….

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