Life is very nice, but it lacks form. It’s the aim of art to give it some. ~ Jean AnouilhNot all that wander are lost.

I’ve always wanted to be somebody, but I see now I should have been more specific. ~ Lily Tomlin/Jane Wagner

Remember we’re all in this alone. ~ Lily Tomlin/Jane Wagner

For fast acting relief, try slowing down. ~ Lily Tomlin/Jane Wagner”

The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you’re still a rat. ~ Lily Tomlin/Jane Wagner

No matter how cynical you become, it’s never enough to keep up. ~ Lily Tomlin/Jane Wagner

The best mind-altering drug is truth. ~ Lily Tomlin/Jane Wagner

If the formula for water is H2O, is the formula for an ice cube H2O squared? ~ Lily Tomlin/Jane Wagner

Reality is nothing but a collective hunch. ~ Lily Tomlin/Jane Wagner

Reality is the leading cause of stress amongst those in touch with it. ~ Lily Tomlin/Jane Wagner

There are two kinds of people in the world… those who divide the world into two groups and those who don’t.

There are only 10 kinds of people in the world… those who know binary, and those who don’t.

There are two kinds of people in this world : those who believe there are two kinds of people in this world and those who are smart enough to know better. ~ Tom Robbins

When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro. ~ Hunter S. Thompson

When people are free to do as they please, they usually imitate each other. ~ Eric Hoffer

The difference between a lady and a flower girl is not how she behaves, but how she is treated. ~ Eliza Doolittle (My Fair Lady)

[T]hey knew all lovers are equal in the dark, that light defines beauty the way longing defines desire…. ~ Michael Blumenthal

There is a simple solution to every complex problem, and it is usually wrong and makes the problem worse. ~ H.L. Mencken

Wisdom begins in wonder. ~ Socrates

I usually just add quotes to this list as I run across them so it’s very random. Sometimes though, I actively seek related quotes and add them en masse. I don’t remember what inspired me to look up all the Lily Tomlin quotes. I suppose I was Searching for Signs of Intelligent Life….

The previous parts of this series are here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, and here. (If you’re keeping track, there are 238 quotes in rotation now.)

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