When I say, “What’s under there?”

Then you say, “Under Where?”

Ha ha ha ha ha ha. I just made you say underwear…..

Oh, and I remember the chant from when I was a kid, “I see London. I see France. I see your underpants!” [I guess that doesn't play as well with the recent trend of intentionally wearing your pants so low that your ass angs out the top. Thank god they're still wearing underwear.... Do I sound like an old curmudgeon?]

The little boys bet the little girl a dollar that she can’t climb a certain tree. She does and claims the dollar while the boys giggle uncontrollably. The little girl goes home and tells her mother, “Look Mommy. The boys bet me a dollar that I couldn’t climb a tree but I could.”

“Oh, dear,” the Mommy says, “It’s because you’re wearing a skirt and the boys wanted to see your underpants when you climbed up.”

“I know that, Mommy. So I fooled them. I’m not wearing any underpants….”

[Do you suppose it was a blonde little girl...?]

Finally, if you ask whether I’m into kinky underwear I might say, “Depends….”

But [butt?] I haven’t mentioned NASA even once!

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