I want to warn you that this is my crappiest post (and crappiest photo) ever!

So let’s start with a joke: You know what happens when your optic nerve gets routed through your rectum? You have a shitty outlook….

I rarely enter the boys’ restrooms at work. (There are separate facilities for faculty.) But one day last week just before I left [late] one day, I made a quick pit stop in one of them. Ew! Ugh! Ick! Graffiti on the wall. Toilet paper on the floor. And… WTF?!

Let me digress a moment. I don’t understand why students anyone would mess up a room they need on a regular basis. Teenage boys are pigs, yes, but real pigs like clean mud. I’ll speculate on their lack of breeding, ambition, skill, maturity, etc. some other time….

Anyway, this was one of those times I was glad I had my camera with me [although you may not be] because no one would ever believe this without proof. I have no idea if this was the work of an individual or a, umm, collaboration. Is this a desparate cry for attention? Performance art maybe? Social commentary? [I give them way too much credit.] If you have delicate sensibilities do not click to see this:

Kinda brings a new meaning to shitty outlook dunnit?