Jenn asked, “How about an either/or post–like paper or plastic; boxers or briefs; coffee or tea; doughnuts or more doughnuts; Tarantino or Lynch; folk or bluegrass; drive-ins or drive-throughs; public or private; paved or landscaped (or xeroscaped); celebutante or dirty, dirty whore; Diet Coke or Diet Pepsi; childhood or adulthood; mirrors or smoke; vertical or horizontal (x-axis or y-axis); Shakespeare or Moliere; sushi or sashimi; windows down or windows up; Apple or PC; TV or radio; knitting or crochet; tantric or frantic; dog or cat; bejeweled or tailored; day or night; food for thought or candy for the masses.”

  • paper or plastic - I use plastic money to buy plastic food. Might as well put it in a plastic bag.
  • boxers or briefs - Depends [smirk]
  • coffee or tea - Either if hot, but only iced tea. I can’t stand cold coffee!
  • doughnuts or more doughnuts - Donuts
  • Tarantino or Lynch - Tarantino should be Lynched
  • folk or bluegrass - Both and lots more besides
  • drive-ins or drive-throughs - Walk-ups
  • public or private - Private in general
  • paved or landscaped or xeroscaped - I have a purple thumb; my yard is a Darwinian experiment.
  • celebutante or dirty, dirty whore - Whore!
  • Diet Coke or Diet Pepsi - Diet? What is this word, ‘diet’?
  • childhood or adulthood - Childhood… and adultery.
  • mirrors or smoke - Prestidigitation
  • vertical or horizontal (x-axis or y-axis) - Perpendicular (z-axis)
  • Shakespeare or Moliere - Silverstein… or Seuss
  • sushi or sashimi - Either [if they're breaded and fried]
  • windows down or windows up - Is this a computer joke?
  • Apple or PC - Amiga!
  • TV or radio - Not mutually exclusive
  • knitting or crochet - Darn, I can’t do either
  • tantric or frantic - Karmic
  • dog or cat - You have to ask?
  • bejeweled or tailored - Relaxed
  • day or night - All night
  • food for thought or candy for the masses - Mmmm, chocolate…. I’m sorry, what was the question?
Posted by Tim