I am a mentalist. You are thinking of the number…

2!

Wait. I am thinking of the number 2. There must be some kind of trick to knowing what umber you are thinking of….

It’s not that I am a mentalist — I have a mental list. Approximately 17.37 degrees off kilter, I think. On a good day…

I’m not sure that’s right either. I have a mental list. I’m packing for a trip. I have a lot of stuff to remember to take. I haven’t written any of them down. Maybe I should be doing that instead of this….