Tue 28 Aug 2007 @20:08
Have you heard about the dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a dog.
Have you heard about the psychic midget on the lam? He’s a small medium at large.
I have three main problems: I forget things, I lose things, and… there was something else….
Posted by Tim
August 28th, 2007 at 21:46
I love the middle one the best.
–snow
August 29th, 2007 at 09:51
ha! i love these….
August 29th, 2007 at 10:04
So, what does one have to DO around here to get a comment for a comment? You like some of these people more than others, O Tim.
And I know fully well that you will reply to this with COMMENT or some other snarky thing.
So, fine. So be it. Comment away in your inner dialogue. But I leave you with this thought:
KNOCK KNOCK
WHO’S THERE?
INTERRUPTING COW
INTERRUPTING. . .
MOO!
and
KNOCK KNOCK
WHO’S THERE?
INTERRUPTING DYSLEXIC COW
INTERRUPTING. . .
OOM!
[crickets chirping....] ~Tim
August 29th, 2007 at 20:51
::disgruntled::
,.:pithy:.,
August 30th, 2007 at 12:02
I have no memory for jokes–have to write them down. Which really throws off the rhythm, all the squinting at my notes…
Yeah, timing is pretty important in humor. Or so I’ve been told. ~Tim