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Just Being Silly

Posted by Tim at 20:40 on 2007/08/28
Aug 282007

Have you heard about the dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

Have you heard about the psychic midget on the lam? He’s a small medium at large.

I have three main problems: I forget things, I lose things, and… there was something else….

humor, otoh

5 Responses to “Just Being Silly”

  1. snowelf says:
    2007/08/28 at 21:46

    I love the middle one the best. :)

    –snow

  2. Webmiztris says:
    2007/08/29 at 09:51

    ha! i love these….

  3. mr. darcy's wench says:
    2007/08/29 at 10:04

    So, what does one have to DO around here to get a comment for a comment? You like some of these people more than others, O Tim.

    And I know fully well that you will reply to this with COMMENT or some other snarky thing.

    So, fine. So be it. Comment away in your inner dialogue. But I leave you with this thought:

    KNOCK KNOCK

    WHO’S THERE?

    INTERRUPTING COW

    INTERRUPTING. . .

    MOO!

    and

    KNOCK KNOCK

    WHO’S THERE?

    INTERRUPTING DYSLEXIC COW

    INTERRUPTING. . .

    OOM!

    [crickets chirping....] ~Tim

  4. no one of consequence says:
    2007/08/29 at 20:51

    ::disgruntled::

    ,.:pithy:.,

  5. samantha says:
    2007/08/30 at 12:02

    I have no memory for jokes–have to write them down. Which really throws off the rhythm, all the squinting at my notes…

    Yeah, timing is pretty important in humor. Or so I’ve been told. ~Tim

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