There is so much I don’t understand. Here’s another one. You stop at a red light. [And by "you" I don't necessarily mean YOU, of course. I'm giving YOU the benefit of the doubt....] And then, while the light is still red, while there are still half a dozen cars between you and the intersection, you creep forward. It’s just a few inches. After all, you can’t really GO anywhere what with the red light and all the other cars in front of you.

And then a few seconds later you inch up a little more. [Could we still inch up if we switched to the metric system?] The entire duration of the red light you creep forward a little at a time. Nowhere to really go and apparently oblivious to what a waste of gas it is. [Bet you'd sit still if you had to push the car those few inches instead of just easing the pressure under your foot!] If there was room for you stop up there, why didn’t you stop up there in the first place? And what have you really gained if you’re six inches closer to the bumper in front of you? [I'd have gotten home 0.2 seconds earlier, but there was a car in front of me with a bike rack....]

And you should know, If I’m sitting anywhere near you in traffic while you [not YOU] creep forward, I’m thinking, “What an idiot. Can’t you sit still for two minutes?”

And, when the light changes, may I [emphatically] suggest: hang up the freakin’ phone and drive….