This was me at a Halloween party Saturday night. I was just going for a generic hippie look [and sort of a flashback to how I looked in high school, but that's for another day], but a couple people told me I looked like Howard Stern.

And, mustering all my self-control, I did NOT tell anyone this story that night:

I was test-driving a new car recently. In an effort to improve safety, certain features — like making phone calls and tuning radio stations — are now voice-activated. So as I tooled along I said, “Classic Rock,” and some Led Zeppelin started playing on the radio.

“Country,” I said. Kenny Chesney.

“No. REAL country” Johnny Cash. Oh yeah.

“Light jazz,” I ventured. Diana Krall. Cool.

Just then someone cut right in front of me. “Idiot!” I shouted. And the radio tuned in Howard Stern….

Yeah, you can tell the same joke and substitute Rush Limbaugh, Tucker Carlson, etc.

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