With all due respect to people that have better eating habits than I have, this is one of my favorite recent quotes:

Some of my favorite things to eat are vegans. ~Mario Batali

I had some sitcom rerun on a couple days ago (I think it was 8 Simple Rules, not that it matters) and as they sat down to Thanksgiving dinner one of the characters said:

The human body has 27 feet of intestines and I plan to fill every inch of mine.

Lovely image. But I thought it was amusing….

I was with one of my sisters today when she answered the phone. This is her side of the entire conversation:

Hello… okay… okay… okay… yeah… uh-huh… okay… okay… okay… all righty!

I told her, “You’re so disagreeable!” All of which has nothing really to do with Thanksgiving. I just thought it was funny.

Letting the parade pass you by is preferable to having it run over you. I think.

And remember, if you look around the table and you don’t see a turkey… it may be you.

Posted by Tim