I am oh so sorely tempted to send an email to certain colleagues [who neither guide nor counsel it seems]. And it may look like this:

[Begin sample email]

Subject: Thanks for ALL you do

Since we’re all so consumed by numbers right now, I thought you might enjoy this bit of humor.

Smart by Shel Silverstein

My dad gave me one dollar bill
‘Cause I’m his smartest son,
And I swapped it for two shiny quarters
‘Cause two is more than one!

And then I took the quarters
And traded them to Lou
For three dimes — I guess he don’t know
That three is more than two!

Just then, along came old blind Bates
And just ’cause he can’t see
He gave me four nickels for my three dimes,
And four is more than three!

And I took the nickels to Hiram Coombs
Down at the seed-feed store,
And the fool gave me five pennies for them,
And five is more than four!

And then I went and showed my dad,
And he got red in the cheeks
And closed his eyes and shook his head–
Too proud of me to speak!

Thanks for ALL you do!
~Tim

[End sample email]

But… I am trying to practice more restraint than last year. And while some parts of the students’ schedules are not as monumentally fubarred as last year, the schedules aren’t all right either. Still, doesn’t this just ooze innocence and optimism?