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Being Shown the Door

Posted by Tim at 20:32 on 2008/10/14
Oct 142008

Some years ago I worked part time at a home building supply store. Occasionally I had to work the customer service desk and write up merchandise return tickets. We always had to ask why the customer was returning the item. One day a man was returning a storm door. When I asked why he said, “It keeps banging my wife.”

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“Yes sir. I just need to get a manager to sign this….”

3 Responses to “Being Shown the Door”

  1. 9 months later she gave birth to bilco doors?

  2. must have been a jealous husband

  3. There’s a reason I could never tell a joke. I never get the punch line… but this I got :)

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