Oct 142008
Some years ago I worked part time at a home building supply store. Occasionally I had to work the customer service desk and write up merchandise return tickets. We always had to ask why the customer was returning the item. One day a man was returning a storm door. When I asked why he said, “It keeps banging my wife.”
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“Yes sir. I just need to get a manager to sign this….”
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Let's do Something Cheap and Superficial 
9 months later she gave birth to bilco doors?
must have been a jealous husband
There’s a reason I could never tell a joke. I never get the punch line… but this I got