I have been on a mountain.
I have been under an ocean.
I have been on the other side of the planet.
I have been out of my mind.
I have been chatted up.
I have been talked about.
I have been the last to know.
I have been the first to admit it.
I have been alone.
I have been lonely.
I have been on the fringe.
I have been on the outside looking in.
I have been faithful.
I have been a believer.
I have been cheated on.
I have been a fool.
I have been a cabbage-patch uncle.
I have been a best man.
I have been childish.
I have been childlike.
I have been nearly near death.
I have been depressed.
I have been shy.
I have been a wallflower.
I have been smart.
I have been stupid.
I have been better.
I have been worse.
I have been drunk now for over two weeks. [No, wait. That was Jimmy Buffet, not me.]
2 Responses to “I’m a Have-Been”
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Let's do Something Cheap and Superficial 
I have been a lot of those things too.
This post is adorable.
–snow
Adorable? I have been blushing…. ~Tim
a two week bender would have to be followed by one hellacious hangover…glad it was jimmy buffett not you.
Not if you stay drunk… or so I’ve heard. ~Tim