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Jan 162009

When doctors don’t know the cause of your ailment they may refer to it as idiopathic. It’s sort of a polite way of saying, “It’s just you.”

When I see the word idiopathic I think there should be another word, idiopathy. If sympathy may be summed up as, “I feel your pain,” then idiopathy may be summed up as, “I feel your stupidity.” [Alternatively, "I feel you're stupid."]

I’ve been fairly swimming in idiopathy this week — it was semester exam week. And I’ve decided that idiopathy sometimes just isn’t enough to express how I feel when, for example, a student shows up for an exam without a pencil. We have moved into idiopathetic territory at that point.

As a teacher I am a soldier in the war against ignorance. Unfortunately, while education is effective against ignorance, some other cure [if one exists] must be found for stupidity.

Soon please….

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6 Responses to “As They Struggle with the Undertaking of Simple Thought”

  1. LOL… that sounds just like my little girl who never appears to have a “pencil” ready to do her homework. “I left it at school and we can’t use a pen”. I just get so irate!

  2. I feel your pain. I keep saying I’m going to have a shirt screen printed with the following…”If you were smarter, I’d be nicer”..sadly, they still wouldn’t get it.

    Nice to “see” you Tim! :)

  3. a cure for stupidity? hmmm I think they’ll sooner find a cure for the common cold

  4. Hehe. A great word — I’ll have to use it. I bet you’re pretty good at playing Balderdash.

  5. Idiopathy. I love it!

  6. I’ve always had a strange affection for the innocently stupid. I don’t mind them cause they are just kinda cute and you want to hug them a little bit sometimes.
    It’s the ignorant idiots who think they know everything and really know nothing outside of their closeminded worlds that I have a hard time stomaching.

    I like your word theories.

    –snow

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