Meanwhile, Back at the Pearly Gates

As the result of a tragic, but otherwise irrelevant, accident three married couples arrived at heaven’s gate.

St. Peter greeted the wife of the first couple, “Welcome! Please come in and enjoy your eternal reward.” Then he blocked her husband’s path and told him, “You are obsessed with money. You are a tyrant and a terrible miser. Your obsession is so complete that you married a woman named Penny. You go to hell.” And with that the man tumbled into an abyss of fire and brimstone.

St. Peter then greeted the wife of the second couple, “Welcome! Please come in and enjoy your eternal reward.” Then he blocked her husband’s path and told him, “You are a complete lush. Worse than that you are a mean and abusive drunk. Your obsession is so complete that you married a woman named Brandy. You go to hell.” And with that the man tumbled into an abyss of despair and suffering.

The third couple approached and the husband said, “Well, Fanny, I guess this is goodbye.”