Beware the Dreaded Thesaurus

Shel Silverstein [one of my most favoritest writers of all time] wrote:

If I had a brontosaurus,
I would name him Horace or Morris.
But if suddenly one day he had
A lot of little brontosauri-
I would change his name
To Laurie.

Which, although it tickles my funny bone, has nothing to do with today’s post other than brontosaurus rhyming with thesaurus and strengthening [however slightly] the intention of making the latter sound monstrous. [Wow, say that three times fast!]

Because… yesterday I made a joke about ineffable and today the dictionay.com Word of the Day is furbelow.

[blink... blink....] Everybody just make up your own joke.