Sep 242009
What if, instead the whole mountaintop thing, God had texted the 10 commandments to Moses? Thanks to Jamie Quatro at McSweeney’s we know it might have looked like this:
1. no1 b4 me. srsly.
2. dnt wrshp pix/idols
3. no omg’s
4. no wrk on w/end (sat 4 now; sun l8r)
5. pos ok – ur m&d r cool
6. dnt kill ppl
7. :-X only w/ m8
8. dnt steal
9. dnt lie re: bf
10. dnt ogle ur bf’s m8. or ox. or dnkey. myob.
M, pls rite on tabs & giv 2 ppl.
ttyl, JHWH.
ps. wwjd?
Along the same lines, but in the CE, we now have:
wtfwjd
Let's do Something Cheap and Superficial 
Hilarious, if it weren’t so probable as a “keepin’ it real” in youth groups across the country as we speak.
Be well!
u2 thnx
Are you kidding? I teach in a public high school. I see Idiocracy every day. And I’ve seen the movie too. ~Tim