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Is That What the Kids are Calling It?

Posted by Tim at 00:01 on 2009/12/25
Dec 252009

Ginger held her breath, put a hand on each leg and spread them gently. Tentatively, she explored between them with her fingers. Fred began with short, sharp thrusts but settled in to longer, slower, smoother strokes. He carefully gave equal attention to both breasts. Ginger breathed again. Together they were determined to serve the perfect turkey and dressing dinner to their family for the holiday.

Happy Christmas everyone!

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[Note: Learn more about Fred and Ginger here. ~Tim]

7 Responses to “Is That What the Kids are Calling It?”

  1. bwhahahahaha!!! well done. you got me going.

    merry christmas, tim!

    Happy Christmas, Lime! ~Tim

  2. Very funny, Tim! Perfect misdirection. Merry Christmas to you.

    Happy Christmas, Laura! ~Tim

  3. Hey…is that a euphemism for something? ;)

    Merry Christmas Tim!!

    –snow

    Or a dysphemism, depending on how one looks at it. Happy Christmas, Snow! ~Tim

  4. Oh geez! I thought I walked in on my parents again! Just kidding. Actually, I was feeling a little prudish about the whole thing until the climax. Pun fully intended. Very clever twist. Just the right amount of everything. Thanks for sharing it and Merry Christmas! ~Olivia

    First, ew! on the walking in on parents thing. Glad you enjoyed it though. Happy Christmas, Olivia! ~Tim

  5. This cracked me up, particularly since my mother and I wrestled a 25-pound thawed turkey in a wet sink and it felt really perverted. My job was shoving in the celery while she held the orifice open. More than a little disturbing. . .

    Merry Christmas and Happy New Year, Tim! I’ve gotten quite a bit of mileage from that button you gave me.

    Perverted turkey all around! Happy Christmas, Jenn! ~Tim

  6. hahaha!
    I’m quite glad we opted for fillet steak for xmas dinner now :)

    Steak would be more challenging to work into this story. Maybe next year? Happy Christmas, Mazzz! ~Tim

  7. Oh, this was so cool :) Very funny outcome, love your imagination!

    (reminded me of my flash “You never forget your first”)

    Thanks! I just went and read yours. Love it too! ~Tim

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