7 responses to “Is That What the Kids are Calling It?”

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   lime December 25th, 2009 at 00:35

   bwhahahahaha!!! well done. you got me going.

   merry christmas, tim!

   Happy Christmas, Lime! ~Tim

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   Laura Eno December 25th, 2009 at 16:06

   Very funny, Tim! Perfect misdirection. Merry Christmas to you.

   Happy Christmas, Laura! ~Tim

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   snowelf December 26th, 2009 at 11:05

   Hey…is that a euphemism for something?

   Merry Christmas Tim!!

   –snow

   Or a dysphemism, depending on how one looks at it. Happy Christmas, Snow! ~Tim

4. 

   Oliva Tejeda December 26th, 2009 at 13:22

   Oh geez! I thought I walked in on my parents again! Just kidding. Actually, I was feeling a little prudish about the whole thing until the climax. Pun fully intended. Very clever twist. Just the right amount of everything. Thanks for sharing it and Merry Christmas! ~Olivia

   First, ew! on the walking in on parents thing. Glad you enjoyed it though. Happy Christmas, Olivia! ~Tim

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   Jenn December 27th, 2009 at 12:47

   This cracked me up, particularly since my mother and I wrestled a 25-pound thawed turkey in a wet sink and it felt really perverted. My job was shoving in the celery while she held the orifice open. More than a little disturbing. . .

   Merry Christmas and Happy New Year, Tim! I’ve gotten quite a bit of mileage from that button you gave me.

   Perverted turkey all around! Happy Christmas, Jenn! ~Tim

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   mazzz_in_Leeds December 30th, 2009 at 07:10

   hahaha!
   I’m quite glad we opted for fillet steak for xmas dinner now

   Steak would be more challenging to work into this story. Maybe next year? Happy Christmas, Mazzz! ~Tim

7. 

   Estrella Azul January 1st, 2010 at 12:02

   Oh, this was so cool Very funny outcome, love your imagination!

   (reminded me of my flash “You never forget your first”)

   Thanks! I just went and read yours. Love it too! ~Tim