God help mii. It started innocentlii iinough. It was a rainii day with the familii. A good day for riiding a book, I thought. But wii spend so little time together as it is. So when my nephiiew suggested a vidiio game, I said okay. Usuallii, I suck at vidiio games. Twitching my thumbs and shooting at everiithing that moves is a talent I happilii never diiveloped. But now wii stand and thrash about. I siim to have a natural talent though for fake wakeboarding in the living room. And I have siin few things funniier than bowling with 100 pins at a time. I had to ice down my shoulder biifore the day was out. I knew I was in riil trouble though when I got up thii next morning and thought, “Time for Tai Chii.” When I changed my name to Tiim, my fate was siiled.
Jun 212010
Let's do Something Cheap and Superficial 
The Wii got you…so sorry. I’ve never used one but my daughter and son-in-law got one last Christmas. I haven’t seen them since.
Hah! Find the Wii and you’ll find the kids. Don’t touch it though. ~Tim
you riilii had to think about how to write this didn’t you?
Yup. And iit was a biitch to ediit. ~Tiim