Tim

Oh, Chute!

The second-to-last thing I did was giggle. Of course I did. Now, I won’t deny that the situation was… a bit disconcerting. …

Some elf walks into a bar. All the patrons turn and yell, “Gnome!” “But I’m not –” he begins to protest. Before …

“Oh, Katie! What have you done?” Her mother stood aghast. Katie sat, transfixed by the drops of blood on her arm. Her …

Metallic. That’s the only way I can describe it. I have this metallic taste in my mouth and I get nauseated. Copper, …

Before I traveled to deep space, I thought the most difficult adjustment would be in terms of, you know… space. That almost …

Lady Heather Hyacinth Heath returned to Heath Manor after wintering in a Bahamian spa. She had left the estate in the care …

The underground bunker smelled like a sewer. The dank air stuck to my body like another layer of skin. We cowered there, …

I thought she had the biggest blue eyes I had ever seen. But after I removed them and compared them to the …

My life is a [mostly] true story told in excrutiating detail doled out in daily dollops as a long-running serial I am …

Winter drew one last frigid breath And blew icy goodbye kisses Before the first robin had sung While the trees remained barren …

I reread the text for the ad: Free to good home. Serious inquiries only. No delivery, must be willing to come and …

So I met her at the local coffee shop. You know, the one on this side of the street and not the …