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Family Values

Posted by Tim at 02:43 on 2011/12/09
Dec 092011

“I hate you, Daddy!” Christie glared at her father, tears streaking mascara down her face.

Danny shook his head. He looked at the girl — all black clothing, dyed black hair, black nail polish, black lipstick, and now those tragic black rivers coursing down her too pale face. He could still see traces of his pretty little daughter underneath all that, but she seemed further away every day. She wants to be a vampire? Could that be right?

“Later, old man.” Doug brushed past, ignoring the drama playing out between his father and sister. He shook back a shaggy mane on his way out the front door. “Full moon tonight!” Danny and Christie stared after him through the picture window at the front of their oh-so-typical suburban home. Doug revved his motorcycle and howled down the street.

Christie broke the brief silence. “He’s such a dog.”

“A wolf,” Danny corrected and regretted it immediately. No teenager in the world suffers a pedantic father gladly and his daughter was certainly no exception. She spun on her heel and stomped up the stairs to her room. The slamming door declared her victory in this battle. Everybody take five and the war will continue momentarily. What were they fighting about again? Danny wondered.

He retreated to the kitchen where his wife sat, zombie-like, staring at a small TV. A tall drink was sweating into a ridiculous puddle on the table in front of her. He put the kettle on to boil and rooted through the cupboard for a tea bag. A nice soothing chamomile would do nicely he decided.

He turned his back on the kettle — so it would boil, you know — and stood for a moment watching his wife watch the flickering blue screen. The house felt like a shell, a ghost, devoid of the life they had tried to build there. Where had he gone wrong?

The kettle began to whistle and Danny drowned a teabag in a cup of boiling water. He lifted the cup letting the steam wash over his face. The television droned on about the latest celebrity scandal. A car horn blasted out on the street and Christie raced down the stairs and out the front door. Danny sipped his tea as the car squealed away. I hope she washed her face.

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#Fail

Posted by Tim at 00:01 on 2011/12/02
Dec 022011

To him, she was a puzzle he could never solve.

To her, he was a problem she could never fix.

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The Professional

Posted by Tim at 00:01 on 2011/11/25
Nov 252011

My morning ablution starts early, way before dawn. I have a daily ritual to prepare myself. I cleanse my body and clear my mind. I breakfast and suit up.

Every morning is a promise of possibilities. Every day that I survive is a blessing. I know what prolonged exposure can do. I’ve seen colleagues reduced to empty shells. I’ve smelled the flames and seen the charred remains. It’s not pretty.

A few of us meet to review our plans before we deploy. We keep the atmosphere light. We are all hope and commitment. Desperately so. There is no such thing as too much preparation. And yet, flexibility is key. Expect the unexpected. Be ready to make a 90 [or sometimes 180] degree turn at a moment’s notice. Never assume that just because you have a good plan that all will go according to plan. Never dare to believe in the myth of the “perfect” plan.

At last we synchronize watches and I move to my post. At a signal we begin in unison.

“Good morning, class. I’m your teacher….”

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Chances Are

Posted by Tim at 00:34 on 2011/11/18
Nov 182011

I ain’t never been lucky.

I don’t know what possessed me to take a trip to Las Vegas, but sure enough here I am. I flew in last night with a hotel reservation, a ticket to see Johnny Mathis in concert, and ten dollars I was willin’ to waste in the casino.

I spent most of this mornin’ walking along what they call The Strip. The fancy hotels with their fountains and volcanoes and shows and whatnot are truly a wonder. And then for lunch I found one of them buffets for cheap that have real prime rib and crab’s legs and a salad with four beans, not just three. I ate till I was like to bust.

I had a few hours yet till Johnny Mathis so I figured it was time to see a casino. I had watched on the TV in my hotel room about the rules for some of the games and I had a mind to give one or two of ‘em a try. Blackjack seemed like the easiest. Back home we call it 21.

I found a $2 table so that meant I could play at least five hands even if I lost every one of ‘em. I busted the first hand and then the dealer got blackjack the next hand. But then I got a blackjack and then the dealer busted and I was right back in it. I was startin’ to see why people take a shine to gamblin’.

I kept on like that for a good half hour or so, never bein’ more than a few dollars up or down from where I started. Finally I put the whole ten bucks on one last hand. Son of a gun if I didn’t get another blackjack. I took my winnin’s and started back toward my room.

I was feelin’ kinda high from winnin’ and couldn’t resist stoppin’ up at the roulette table. Just for curiosity, ya know. Since I was ahead from the blackjack I put a few bucks down on red and won three times in a row. I got nervous and moved it over to black and won twice more. Then I moved my chips to number 17, my Momma’s birthday, and darn if that didn’t get me a whole big stack.

In spite of winnin’ like that I thought the roulette was sorta borin’ so I picked up and moved again. I watched the dice game — I don’t care for that name they call it — for a bit. It seemed real excitin’. I figured to risk another ten bucks. Even if I lost it all I’d be way ahead for the day. A pretty girl started bringin’ us drinks — just a coke for me — and ‘afore I knew what there was another pretty girl standin’ next to me cheerin’ and tuggin’ at my sleeve. Next thing I know I got my arm around her and she’s lookin’ all dreamy-eyed at me. I can’t say I really understand the dice game all that much, but the stack of chips in front of me kept gettin’ bigger anyhow.

Some guy with a coat and tie came along and said they wanted to upgrade my room since I was playin’ so well. I’d heard of that, but for sure never thought it would happen to me. He even said he would have somebody take my things over from the old room for me. Can you believe that?

When it came my turn to throw the dice that little girl took hold of my hand and blew on ‘em. “For luck,” she said and I for sure felt somethin’ stirrin’ through me. I don’t know that it was luck, but it felt pretty darn good. We kept on like that until I looked at my watch and darn if I wasn’t gonna be late for the show. I excused myself to go find my room, but that girl tagged along like a lost pup.

I didn’t know if she would wait or if I could get another ticket or what, but it felt real nice to have her hangin’ on my arm so I decided not to say nothin’ ’bout it till after we was up in my room. It was bigger than my apartment back home with a sittin’ room and kitchen and separate bedroom that held a great big bed with a mirror over it. I don’t rightly know what that’s all about.

All of the sudden there was a strange man in behind me whackin’ me on the head with somethin’ heavy. I crumpled to the floor and he rifled through my pockets for my wallet and every cent to my name. I never did see that girl again. And now here I lie, starin’ up at the ceiling with my life blood pourin’ out of my head. I swear from somewhere in the distance I can hear Johnny Mathis music wafting up from a show I ain’t never gonna see.

I tell ya, I ain’t never been lucky.

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Remembrance

Posted by Tim at 00:01 on 2011/11/11
Nov 112011

In the United States 11 November is Veterans Day, a day to honor all the men and women who have served honorably in all branches of military service at war or in peacetime. This flash, Remembrance, was originally posted in November 2010.

Remembrance

The first rays of the sun tinged the sky a pale pink as Walter clipped the flag onto the halyard. When it reached the top of the pole he tied it off and saluted as he did every morning. He sipped his coffee and watched the sun rise.

From inside the house his grandson, Mike, watched. “Mee-Maw,” he asked, “why does Pop-Pop have that big flagpole?”

Gladys wrapped an arm around the child. “Pop-Pop is very proud to fly the flag.” Walter had installed a 30-foot flagpole in his front yard the day he bought the small bungalow. “He was a soldier you know.”

Mike’s eyes grew wide. “Pop-Pop was in the army? But he never plays toy soldiers with me. You all won’t even let me have toy guns when I’m over here.”

“Well, that’s true. We don’t like it when you play those kind of games. He didn’t really like having to use guns for real. But he believed it was his duty to serve and he was proud to do it.”

“Did he have to kill people in the war?”

“He probably did, honey. But he doesn’t like to talk about the war. Not even with me.”

“But how….” Mike fell silent trying to make sense of his Pop-Pop. He must have hated being in the war if he wouldn’t talk about it. Yet he flies the flag every single day. And Mee-Maw says he was proud to be in the army.

Gladys kissed the top of his head. “Soldiers fight so the rest of us don’t have to. They help make it safe for us to live here so we can go to school and to work and to church. Sometimes we have to do things we don’t like to do. But we can still be proud that we’re helping the people we love.”

Mike gazed out the window for a few more minutes. “Mee-Maw, can I cook the eggs today?”

“Of course, dear.”

He ran out the front door and grabbed Walter’s hand. “Come on, Pop-Pop. I’m going to make you breakfast.”

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Veterans Day 2011 poster

Writing the Wheels Off

Posted by Tim at 18:58 on 2011/11/07
Nov 072011

Note: You can still weigh in on the “Writing for Snob’s” poll. Also, the “We Don’t Need No Editation” and “Publishment Fits The Crime” posts provide some context to this one.

I really am working on what I think is a cogent and coherent post on self-publishing. But my brain, oh it went off on another of its silly tangents. [Granted, while I may need to let my brain ramble, I don't have to post it. And yet, sometimes I do.] So this is another pointless and useless analogy about writing. Unless you find something useful — or, perhaps, entertaining — in which case I totally meant it that way.

Does what you read take you places? I think so. I hope so. I’ve been thinking recently about what kinds of vehicles represent what I like to read and, of course, what kinds of vehicles I write. How efficient are they? How comfortable are they? How user-friendly are they? As a writer, are you designer, manufacturer, and mechanic? How about used car salesman? As a reader, where do you want to go and how do you want to get there?

A jet plane is really fast, but it’s a poor choice if you’re just trying to get around the block. It might be a good choice though for getting a bird’s-eye-view [assuming the bird is flying at about 500mph]. And there are some books I have really enjoyed zipping through at near Mach 1. I suppose non-fiction tends to be like a train — going from A to B pretty directly with room enough for the masses and little opportunity for detours or side-trips.

Poetry, I think, is at once a comfortable pair of shoes [a pleasure in the pathless woods] and a spaceship [we are stardust]. Children’s lit is a little red wagon. Most of the work is done by a teacher, parent, or older sibling pulling the nascent reader through the story. We hope, of course, that the child will in time be the one pulling another sibling or friend and ultimately their own children.

Some stories are bicycles — they can take you almost anywhere [commuter, BMX, mountain, racing, even penny-farthing], but not without a lot of effort on your part. And make sure you wear a helmet. Some stories are the family sedan [or station wagon or mini-van], comfortabe, accessible, and great for getting around your neighborhood or taking an occasional long trip.

But I wonder whether some writers know the difference between a Model T and a Formula One. Or between a car and a skateboard. Can your readers jump in/on and go? Do they need balance? Stamina? Fuel? Driver’s Ed.?

Ultimately, all writers write for an audience of one [ourelves]. Many of us hope that it resonates with a much wider audience, especially if we want to be published. Given that, we need to be mindful of what we offer to our readers and what we expect them to bring with them. And how many of us write such that our readers need to bring a dictionary with them?

Journalists are [supposed to be] aiming for a vocabulary and word-count that is comprehensible to a wide audience. I wonder how many novelists ever run a Flesch reading ease test or Gunning fog index [or anything similar] before publishing? Or if they even know what that is? Or if they would alter what they write based on the results?

What vehicles describe what you prefer to read? If you’re a writer, what vehicles do you think you write? Perhaps more importantly, would your readers agree? And how much time and effort do you spend on the nuts and bolts versus the leather and chrome?

The Mistake on the Lake

Posted by Tim at 00:01 on 2011/11/04
Nov 042011

I look like an idiot, Mark thought, but not for the reason that she thinks I am…. There are some questions that he just didn’t know how to answer so he stood there, speechless.

Suzie’s parents have a house on the lake, and she asked Mark if he wanted to go there with her for the weekend. They’d only been seeing each other for a couple weeks so this seemed like kind of a big deal to him. They would have the place to themselves. Drive down Saturday morning and return Sunday night. The weather was clear and warm enough that they could take the boat out during the day. It could make for a perfect weekend. Or a perfect disaster.

Mark got to her place early on Saturday morning. Suzie made instant coffee for both of them — no cream, two Sweet-n-Lows, just the way she likes it — and he brought donuts. She nibbled at her jelly donut, she had told him raspberry was her favorite, and tossed most of it in the trash. Not on her diet. He was two bites into his Boston Cream when she transferred their coffees into Styrofoam cups and grabbed her overnight bag.

Unwilling to toss away his favorite pastry Mark shoved the rest of it in his mouth all at once. He was beginning to recognize the look she gave him as a portent of trouble. It wasn’t the first, and wouldn’t be the last, time he saw it. Trying desperately, and unsuccessfully, to grab the rest of the paraphernalia she had piled up by the door without spilling his coffee he followed her out to the car. She dropped her bag at the back of the car and settled into the passenger seat. He loaded everything into the trunk, locked up her house, took a swig of coffee, and punched the address into the GPS.

As soon as they pulled out of the driveway, Suzie popped one of her favorite CDs into the player. Coldplay. Mark never liked them much. She insisted that if he just listened to them more often he would eventually get it. Naturally, the same argument held no sway when he wanted her to listen to music that he liked. She turned it up loud — not quite to Spinal Tap level, but louder than he liked it.

She propped her feet up on the dashboard. At least we’re in her car, Mark thought, so it isn’t my dash getting all scratched up. She spread the morning paper across her knees. Mark once teased her about how quaint he thought it was that she still subscribes to an actual physical newspaper. He gets all his news online and makes a point of only discussing the articles that he knows the local rag has covered.

The morning sun beat through the windows on his side of the car. The heater, of course, was set to keep her comfortable on the shady side. He sipped the last of his coffee wishing he had thought to put a dash of cream in it before they left. About half-way there she folded up the paper and closed her eyes. Nap time. When she hadn’t moved for several minutes he risked adjusting the temperature.

She woke up when the GPS announced their arrival at the lake house. She frowned at the heater controls and moved them back where she had set them even though the day was already warming up nicely. She made a beeline for the bathroom. Empty handed. It took a couple trips for Mark to drag in all of their junk. Do we really need all this for 36 hours? Better to have it and not need it, he guessed.

Mark piled all their stuff on the kitchen table and nosed around a bit. There were two bedrooms; one had a queen-sized bed, the other twin beds. He wondered where Suzie planned on them bunking. He went out back and looked at the boat. It was a small bass boat, good for puttering around, maybe for fishing, but he didn’t know whether the lake held any fish. In any case, the lake was a beautiful calm and already filling with weekend sailors. No doubt it would be crowded before they got out there.

Suzie was standing by the kitchen table when Mark went back inside and he had a sudden suspicion he had done something wrong. Should I have put our things in one of the bed rooms? Should I have launched the boat before coming back inside? He could have kept guessing all day and never gotten this one.

“What?” he asked.

“We just spent over an hour in the car,” she said, “How come you didn’t talk to me at all the whole way here?”

Mark stood there, speechless. Feeling like an idiot.

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Spark: Ghost Story

Posted by Tim at 02:34 on 2011/11/01
Nov 012011

Writers are often asked, “Where do you get your ideas?” The answer, for me anyway, is pretty much everywhere. Here is the inspiration for my recent Flash piece, Ghost Story. To read my other story-behind-the-story pieces click here.

I don’t often write flash pieces far in advance for specific holidays or other events. Although I continued to make little tweaks right up to when it was published [obsessive? who, me?] Ghost Story was pretty much done in the middle of September. As part of the FFDO TechTeam we had been discussing ideas for contests and when to schedule them. The Writer’s Pets Contest was successful enough and we wanted another one in October. [The Name That Horror Movie Contest is going on now. Come play!]

That’s what got me thinking so far ahead. While we were still kicking around ideas for what the October contest would actually be I started thinking about ghost stories. If you’ve read much of what I have posted you probably know that I like to play around with words. So I wondered, what if “ghost story” didn’t mean a story about ghosts, but that the story is the ghost? What if a story appeared and disappeared? What if a story haunted the Twitter stream? What if I made an image of the ghost an integral part of the story?

I worked out the basic idea pretty quickly and wrote out the first draft. I grabbed a few screen captures and then did some copying and pasting in Paint. [I've used other image editing programs, but this was pretty simple and I don't think it warranted anything fancier.] Still, I worked in a few details that I don’t think most people would notice. Actually, that was part of the fun of putting it together.

Of course, all the tweets had to contain the same text. They are also time-stamped as 13 minutes ago. The current time displayed in the bottom right corner is 13 minutes after midnight [just like the story says]. The worldwide trending topic of #FridayFlash [wouldn't that be cool?!?] is listed 13 times. I gave myself 13 tweets, 13 followings, and 13 followers. I even put 13 RSS feeds waiting in Reader on the toolbar icon. I had the Reader and my Twitter stats as 666 initially, but I like it better with 13 everywhere. I’m glad I changed it even though, as I said, I don’t think most people would notice. But am I wrong about that? Did you spot all the 13s?

I classified this story as experimental mostly because the image is integral to the experience. I’m not a fan of pop-ups and I think forcing the image to pop-up is probably the biggest risk I took. I don’t want to be off-putting to my readers. But I think it fits a poltergeist-like personality that I see for the ghost. I had a lot of fun putting this one together.

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On another note, I still have another post or two in my series on the art and craft of writing. The next one should be up next week. So far I have the Writing for Snob’s poll, We Don’t Need No Editation, and Publishment Fits The Crime.

Ghost Story

Posted by Tim at 00:13 on 2011/10/28
Oct 282011

It was straight up midnight and I woke with a start. Was it a dream? A nightmare? Maybe a bit of both?

I had scheduled my #FridayFlash to auto-publish, but I had a nagging feeling that something was not quite right. It took a few minutes to boot up the computer and log in. At exactly 13 minutes into the witching hour I opened up otoh, but it was blank. Then suddenly, my Twitter page opened — or something that sort of looked like my Twitter page.
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Publishment Fits The Crime

Posted by Tim at 10:19 on 2011/10/25
Oct 252011

Note: You can still weigh in on the “Writing for Snob’s” poll. And the “We Don’t Need No Editation” post provides some context to this one.

Comparing the work and influence of individuals to groups is difficult and, one might argue, unfair. But, every analogy is imperfect. Rather than get bogged down in the strength or weakness of the analogy, stick with me and consider the larger trends.

Are indie-published authors the garage bands of the writing world? Garage bands played music partly for the dream of making the big time and partly for the love of the art. From a technical standpoint, garage bands were often less proficient in their musicianship and had lower quality instruments and recording equipment [although this gap narrowed with improved technology]. Their fans may have been just as dedicated, voracious, and vociferous [or more so] than those of mainstream bands and were very forgiving of those technical deficiencies. In fact, the raw unpolished qualities were often part of the allure.

Garage bands didn’t have a contract with a big recording/publishing company. Some aspired to and eventually did get recording contracts and some remained indies. Some signed with indie labels or even started their own labels, publishing their own work and sometimes the work of others as well. Other garage bands burned out and settled into “real jobs” leaving music behind.

Do you remember lying in bed
With your covers pulled up over your head?
Radio playin’ so no one can see
We need change, we need it fast
Before rock’s just part of the past
‘Cause lately it all sounds the same to me

From “Do You Remember Rock ‘n’ Roll Radio?” by The Ramones

If indie-published authors are like garage bands, are self-published authors the punk rockers of the writing world? Punk rockers thumbed their noses at the music establishment. They reduced rock music to its rawest form — they eschewed [but probably never would have used that word] everything about traditional technique and became the voice of rebellion. Often it was a defining characteristic that they could not play musical instruments or sing. Punk rock was a backlash from the style-over-substance trends of mainstream music. Punk rock was, among other things, penance for disco.

Of course, indie- and self-published authors may be very talented and technically proficient. They may employ beta readers, editors, cover artists, and book designers. The garage and punk movements shook up the world of popular music and the recording industry. They weren’t making gold records, but they arguably were making history. Indie- and self-published writers are shaking up the book publishing industry, although probably not [yet] to the extent of what happened in music. In hindsight though, most people agree that the music industry needed some shaking up and emerged stronger because of it.

Don’t be told what you want
Don’t be told what you need
There’s no future, no future,
No future for you

From “God Save the Queen” by The Sex Pistols

What might have happened though if inexpensive digital recording, MP3 players, MySpace and YouTube had existed before garage and punk bands? What if every kid with a song in his heart and a guitar [or drum or accordion or kazoo] in hand had access to a world-wide market right alongside big-time professional bands? There sure would be a lot of noise, wouldn’t there?

Isn’t there? Now that anyone can digitally record songs relatively inexpensively and offer them [for free or for sale] on line, there sure is a lot of crap diluting [or polluting] the stream of media. How can we possibly find good music if the artist hasn’t been vetted and signed by a major record label? Except, of course, we can and do. And at the risk of sounding like a middle-aged curmudgeonly white guy from the suburbs [which of course, hi... hello... have we met?], I don’t even like most of the stuff being promoted by major record labels.

Which brings us to rap and hip-hop. I would argue that rappers are not musicians [yeah, middle-aged white guy from the suburbs, remember?], but there is no denying that they have transformed the music publishing industry and dominate sales to certain demographics. Rappers routinely and purposely use non-standard English. Who are the rappers of the book publishing world or is such a thing even possible? Is there a new beat generation coming up? Has anyone written a hip-hop epic poem? Does anyone even write epic poems any more?

It might be a trick that you don’t like
Comin’ in the side door then I’m grabbin’ the mike
Walkin’ and talkin’ – fist full in the air
It might seem like that we don’t care

From “Yo! Bumrush The Show” by Public Enemy

Are you an indie- or self-published author? Do you see yourself as a rebel? Are the “rules” of legacy publishing outdated? Next week I’ll have some ideas about the mythos of garret-secluded writer.

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