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I stood at the door, flowers and box of candy in hand — daisies and cherry cordials, as my research indicated those …
I stood at the door, flowers and box of candy in hand — daisies and cherry cordials, as my research indicated those …
Okay, everybody — and I use the term “body” loosely — we’re ready to start the final session of our seminar. Welcome …
Okay, folks, we’re about ready to start Estate Planning for the Undead, Part 2 – Vampires. Help yourselves to a complimentary glass …
Good evening and welcome to tonight’s seminar, Estate Planning for the Undead. Our presentation will comprise three sessions: Part 1 – Zombies, …
“What an ass,” Beth thought as she reviewed the latest batch of satellite photos. There was no doubt, the schedule had been …
I contribute to balance in the universe. I am the yang to Lady GaGa’s yin. Consider: GaGa is a beautiful young woman. …
The Qomolangma Monorail — Qomolangma being the local name for the great mountain peak — opened on 1 October 2071, 100 years …
My wife, Mary, warned me that we were going to get stuck looking at travel photos, but I had already accepted the …
I seem to have lost an hour sometime early Sunday morning. And so it was that I felt compelled to travel to …
I poured myself a shot from a new bottle of bourbon and then secured the bottle in the bottom drawer of my …
Note: Many of you know Helen Howell from over at Helen Scribbles. She’s a frequent contributor to Friday Flash and often records …
I have done the maths and I am here to take a byte [pardon the pun] out of the this vampire nonsense. …